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August 8, 2025

GPT-5, Trump’s Crypto Executive Order, and Ethereum’s Bullish Saga | Roundup

This Bell Curve roundup dissects the underwhelming launch of OpenAI’s latest model, a seismic political shift opening retirement funds to crypto, and the powerful narratives fueling Ethereum’s resurgence.

AI's Reality Check

  • "There's been a record amount of a huge capex buildout in AI up to this point. And I don't hear anyone even questioning whether or not it's a bubble anymore."
  • "If you were to take a step back and say, 'Oh, well, in 2022 when we had the release of ChatGPT, compare that to five now, it's insane.' ... But if you don't keep up with demand... then you have to expect that it's not just the growth of users that is going to fill that demand."
  • Despite the hype for “GPT-5 day,” the actual launch of OpenAI’s latest model (GPT-4o) was seen as underwhelming. Prediction markets quickly flipped, with sentiment now favoring Google’s model to be superior by year-end. The update was less a revolutionary leap and more a smart-routing backend improvement.
  • A potential AI bubble is forming, fueled by a gargantuan capex buildout for data centers without guaranteed user demand to match. The hosts draw a parallel to Cisco during the dot-com boom—a wildly successful company whose stock price never recovered its bubble-era peak, a cautionary tale for today’s AI infrastructure investors.

Trump Unlocks 401ks for Crypto

  • "This is an executive order that Trump signed to ease the path for private assets in 401ks... easing access to private equity, real estate, cryptocurrency and other alternative investment assets."
  • "You have massive appreciation of capital in both the private equity market... crypto market... real estate market. And if you are only able to participate in, let's say, the S&P 500 or fixed income assets, it really does limit... the diversification potential."
  • President Trump signed an executive order directing the Labor Department to re-evaluate rules under the Employee Retirement Income Security Act (ERISA). The goal is to allow 401(k) and other retirement plans to invest in alternative assets, including cryptocurrency, private equity, and real estate.
  • This move could unlock a torrent of new capital for crypto while giving retail investors tax-advantaged access to high-growth markets previously reserved for the wealthy. It’s a pushback against paternalistic regulations that, while well-intentioned, may have exacerbated wealth inequality by walling off the best-performing asset classes.

The Ethereum Renaissance

  • "Wall Street has gotten around on the perspective that Bitcoin is digital gold... whereas Ethereum is very clearly the place that Wall Street will want to tokenize assets."
  • "When you have the ability to earn a native yield with the asset, and let's say Ethereum's native yield is 3%... that implies an additional 60% of ENAV that is not capable with Bitcoin product."
  • Tom Lee of Fundstrat is leading the charge for Ethereum’s revival, setting a $16k price target and reigniting bullish sentiment. Wall Street has embraced a simple, powerful narrative: Bitcoin is digital gold, but Ethereum is the foundational layer for the tokenization of all assets.
  • Ethereum’s killer feature is its native 3% staking yield. Unlike Bitcoin, ETH is a productive asset. This allows Wall Street to apply traditional valuation models (like a P/E ratio), making it fundamentally more attractive and creating structural buy pressure from new treasury vehicles like Tom Lee’s Bitmine, which aims to acquire 5% of all ETH.

Key Takeaways

  • The convergence of political tailwinds and a maturing DeFi ecosystem is setting the stage for crypto’s next chapter. While AI grapples with its own success, crypto is finding its institutional footing.
  • Narrative is King: The market is consolidating around two core narratives: Bitcoin as a store of value and Ethereum as a productive, tokenization platform. Ethereum's yield gives it a clear valuation edge for institutional capital.
  • Politics is the New Catalyst: Crypto is no longer just a tech story; it’s a political one. Trump's 401k executive order represents a landmark shift, potentially unlocking trillions in retirement funds and mainstreaming digital assets.
  • DeFi's Second Act is Here: The next wave of growth will be driven by institutional-grade DeFi. Yield-bearing assets are bridging TradFi capital on-chain, and digital asset treasuries are becoming the "osmosis" cells for this massive capital transfer.

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This episode unpacks the collision of AI's insatiable demand for capital, seismic shifts in US crypto policy, and the institutional awakening that is fueling Ethereum's next potential bull run.

The GPT-5 Launch and AI Market Sentiment

  • The conversation kicks off with the recent launch of OpenAI's GPT-5, an event now rivaling major iPhone releases in consumer anticipation. The host notes that while the upgrade is a significant leap for users of GPT-4, it may not impress those accustomed to more advanced models. This release is expected to be OpenAI's last major update for the year, a factor that immediately impacted market sentiment.
  • Polymarket Reaction: Michael points to Polymarket, a decentralized prediction market, to gauge public sentiment. Before the launch, odds for the best AI model by the end of 2025 were tight between Google (44%) and OpenAI (35%). Post-launch, Google's odds jumped to 53% while OpenAI's fell to around 20%.
  • Key Changes: The update consolidates models, removing the need for users to switch between versions like GPT-4 and GPT-3. It introduces an intelligent routing system that directs queries to the most appropriate model, which Michael notes is a significant user experience improvement.
  • Underwhelming Debut: Michael, who watched the live stream, found the presentation underwhelming and the new features, like language learning assistance, less impactful than expected.

Michael offers a critical take on the AI hype: "Everyone, you know, bubbles don't tend to occur when everyone's calling for bubbles. They occur when no one thinks that it could be a bubble anymore. And I will just say there's been a record amount of like a huge capex buildout in AI up to this point. And no, I don't hear anyone even questioning whether or not it's a bubble anymore."

The AI Capex Boom: A Bubble in the Making?

  • The discussion pivots to the massive capital expenditure (capex) flowing into AI infrastructure. Michael's "mid-curve theory" questions whether the industry is getting ahead of itself, pricing in exponential growth while ignoring the possibility of diminishing returns, similar to past tech capex cycles.
  • Data Center Gold Rush: The host highlights that AI-related capex now accounts for 1.2% of GDP. Major investors, including their own LPs and figures like Chamath Palihapitiya, are heavily investing in data centers, anticipating trillions of dollars in annual spending to meet AI's compute demands.
  • The Cisco Parallel: The speakers draw a parallel to Cisco during the dot-com bubble. Cisco, which built the internet's networking layer, saw its stock crash over 95% and never recover its peak valuation, despite remaining a massive company. This serves as a cautionary tale for today's AI infrastructure plays.
  • Crypto's Pivot to AI: The trend is so pervasive that crypto-native firms are entering the space. Bitcoin miners are repurposing their power hookups for AI data centers, and crypto investment banks like Galaxy are becoming AI data center operators. This widespread convergence gives the hosts "spidey senses" about the market's frothiness.

Macroeconomic Shake-ups and Fed Policy

  • The conversation shifts to the macroeconomic landscape, focusing on recent political and economic developments under the Trump administration. The appointment of Steven Mnuchin as a Fed governor and the firing of the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) signal a significant shake-up.
  • Jobs Report Revisions: A major downward revision erased approximately 250,000 jobs over the last three months. The host notes this revision, combined with other data, now gives the Federal Reserve a mandate to cut rates.
  • Rate Cut Expectations: Following the jobs report, the probability of a September rate cut jumped from 35% to 85%. The speakers anticipate three to four rate cuts by year-end if inflation continues to temper and unemployment rises. Normalizing for workforce participation, the "real" unemployment rate is closer to 4.9%, a level that would typically have already triggered rate cuts.

Trump's Executive Order: Unlocking Crypto for 401(k)s

  • A major development discussed is a new executive order signed by President Trump aimed at easing access to alternative investments—including cryptocurrency, private equity, and real estate—within 401(k) retirement plans.
  • Re-evaluating ERISA: The order directs the Labor Department to re-evaluate guidance under the Employee Retirement Income Security Act of 1974 (ERISA), a law that restricts the types of assets retirement fund managers can hold.
  • Democratizing Access vs. Risk: The hosts debate the two sides of this policy. On one hand, it gives retail investors tax-advantaged access to high-growth private markets, potentially reducing wealth inequality. On the other, more cynical view, it could expose unsophisticated investors to higher-risk assets.
  • Strategic Implications for Investors: The hosts agree this is a net positive, giving fund managers more tools for diversification and yield generation. For crypto, this represents a massive new potential channel for capital inflows, moving beyond ETFs into the core of America's retirement savings.

The Public vs. Private Market Debate

  • The 401(k) discussion leads to a broader analysis of why successful companies like OpenAI, SpaceX, and Stripe are choosing to stay private longer. The hosts identify two primary drivers: burdensome regulations for public companies and the desire to avoid the short-term pressures of public markets.
  • The Sarbanes-Oxley Effect: The Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002 (SOX), enacted after the Enron and Worldcom scandals, significantly increased the regulatory burden and cost of going public. This has pushed the "middle ground" of growth-stage investing into private equity, away from public participation.
  • Short-Termism of Public Markets: Founders often avoid going public to escape the quarterly earnings pressure from Wall Street analysts, which can stifle long-term, experimental bets.
  • Crypto as the New Public Market: The host argues that crypto has emerged as the only accessible market where investors can find high-growth opportunities launching at sub-billion-dollar valuations, filling the gap left by companies staying private.

Tom Lee and the Bullish Case for Ethereum

  • The focus turns to Tom Lee of Fundstrat, who has emerged as a powerful and credible advocate for Ethereum at a time when sentiment was low. His aggressive price targets and institutional perspective are reshaping the narrative around ETH.
  • A New Voice for Ethereum: Described as the "Mariano Rivera" coming from the bullpen, Tom Lee's mainstream credibility on CNBC and deep crypto research have made him a vital voice. As chairman of Bitwise, which is aggressively acquiring ETH, he is now the largest public owner of the asset.
  • Price Targets and Potential: Lee has set a price target of $16,000 for ETH and suggested it still has 100x potential, reigniting optimism among investors who were previously targeting a more modest $5-6k.
  • The ETH/BTC Ratio Reversal: This renewed bullishness is reflected in the ETH/BTC ratio, which has seen a "rocket ship" recovery after bottoming out. For the first time in a while, ETH is significantly outperforming Bitcoin in terms of recent flows and price action.

Wall Street's Narrative: Digital Gold vs. The Tokenization Layer

  • Michael explains how Wall Street has bifurcated its crypto thesis, creating distinct narratives for Bitcoin and Ethereum that are driving institutional capital flows.
  • Bitcoin as Digital Gold: Institutions now largely understand and accept the narrative of Bitcoin as a digital store of value, a generational alternative to gold with a call option on becoming a future monetary platform.
  • Ethereum as the Asset Tokenization Platform: Ethereum is clearly seen as the foundational layer where Wall Street will tokenize real-world assets. Its 10-year history with zero downtime is a critical requirement for financial institutions.
  • The Power of Native Yield: A key differentiator for Ethereum is its native staking yield (around 3%). The hosts argue that applying a standard 20x price-to-earnings multiple to this yield could add 60% to Ethereum's valuation, an advantage Bitcoin-centric treasury vehicles lack.

The Re-Emergence of DeFi and the Yield-Driven Future

  • The final section explores the maturation of DeFi and the rise of "yield coins." The hosts argue that we are entering a new phase where the infrastructure built during the 2020-2021 cycle is now ready for institutional scale, driven by the search for productive, dollar-denominated yield.
  • The Next Wave: On-Chain Yield: The success of protocols like Ethena, which brings the profitable basis trade strategy on-chain in a dollar-denominated product (USDe), is seen as the start of a new era. These "yield coins" blur the line between checking and savings accounts by allowing stablecoins to earn yield passively.
  • Capital Flows and Productization: While much of the capital is still "sloshing around" internally within crypto, the next step is bridging the gap to external capital. The hosts predict that digital asset treasury companies will issue yield-backed bonds, creating a direct pipeline for institutional money to flow into DeFi protocols.
  • The Importance of Fixed Rates: A critical missing primitive in DeFi has been fixed-rate and fixed-term lending. The emergence of protocols like Morpho V2 and Boros (a Pendle-based interest rate swap market for funding rates) will provide the tools needed to package and hedge yield products for institutional investors.

Conclusion

This episode highlights a critical inflection point where institutional capital, enabled by regulatory easing and new treasury vehicles, is set to flood into a maturing DeFi ecosystem. For investors and researchers, the immediate focus should be on tracking the productization of on-chain yield and the capital flows into these new institutional-grade financial products.

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